Pay site reviews
Date: Saturday, January 01 @ 00:00:00 CST
Topic: What People are Saying
Here is a list of dating websites with some info
Choosing
the right service to use for online dating
is as important as choosing the right condom; if it’s
not right for you, it can be uncomfortable and expensive
down
the road.
It all comes
down to what you’re seeking and your budget. There are
plenty of services that are free, however our best success for
hyperlink-hookups have been through sites that charge a small
fee. This fee tends to weed out much of the riff-raff (with fewer
trips to the clinic for penicillin). We made our choices based
on ease of use, selection, and our own personal success. These
are subscription sites that cost less than $25 a month. Nearly
all of them offer a free trial period (to separate the sirens
from the sea-hags, the sultry from the skank, the gorgeous from
the guttersnipe – you get
the idea).
Our
top "pay site" choices:
www.Match.com This
one is the most successful (and our favorite). They boast a
pool of over two and a half million subscribers -- and some
of them are even attractive.
www.LoveAtAol.com Same
search engine as Match.com, but more AOL friendly for those
of you that are afraid to actually click outside your safe
little AOL world (AOL Keyword LOVE).
www.matchmaker.com Number
two with a bullet. Didn’t make number one, due to slight
cheese-factor. However, one of our closest friends met his
last girlfriend -- a very nice ex-stripper on this site. She
stayed for two arduous years and eventually left with the dog.
Boy does he miss that dog. Also, Daniel’s
brother met his lovely wife there.
www.YahooPersonals.com Not
quite as user friendly, seems to have a lot
of foreign applicants from overseas. One of the nicer features
is the ability to
chat live via “Yahoo chat.” If
you’re
lucky you might even get a nice webcam lap
dance in exchange for
a green card.
www.dating.com Visually,
a very nice clone of Match.com…except for
the fact that that the pictures are too small
and they don’t seem to
have much of a selection. But if you’re
a fan of web design and have a huge monitor
or a magnifying glass, this
site will work fine.
www.jdate.com Mostly
for Jewish daters…but fear not, they also have a “yenta” section
(a.k.a. Boy meets Goy). This is a great site
if you have a yarmulke fetish, like your men
circumcised, or prefer gefilte
fish (instead of tuna).
www.lavalife.com Well
designed, easy to use. This site has regular
dating combined with options for good, old-fashioned “sport-porking.”
www.FriendFinder.com As
it’s name would imply, this is a site for women seeking
sensitive caring males looking for friends and companions.
So naturally we don’t spend a lot of
time at this site. The same people host ChurchFriendFinder.com.
where you can meet people from your own faith. Ironically,
they also host adultfriendfinder.com,
where you can find a significant hump-buddy
for your own private “Religious
experience.”
Alright
you cheap bastards, here are some free dating sites for the
frugal, budget-minded, low-rent guy who usually pays for
dinner with a coupon.
Some
of our favorite free sites are:
www.dreammates.com You
get what you pay for.
www.matchdoctor.com You
get what you pay for.
www.eharmony.com Did
we mention that you get what you pay for?
For
a more complete list of pay and non-pay dating sites you
can read our book when it comes out in the fall.
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